Slide NOT Relax Chair Of La-Z-Boy Ignored By Its Own Brand!!

In May, I placed an order for a swivel chair, eager to unwind in style. When it did come after a month, there was an immediate sense that something was wrong. As soon as I sat down, I felt like I was gliding down a lubricated waterslide! Obviously, I am not a particularly graceful person, but really! Looser than a clown car on springs, this thing was. Asking myself, ""Is there a secret way to sit on this thing?"" led me to believe that I might be overanalyzing the situation. However, one must ask, how many ways does one can position oneself on a chair? It goes without saying that I wasn't exactly relaxing in this chair. So I did what any patriotic American would do: I contacted La-Z-Boy's corporate office in the hopes that they could resolve this matter. That, alas, proceeded with the same degree of ease as attempting to herd cats. I am still awaiting their assistance of any kind. If there is any. I don't think there is.