Burger King's Epic Fail Left My Sick Child Starving

After an annoying encounter with Burger King, I found myself starving. They made me wait for an hour and a half, and when I finally opened the package, there was no hamburger inside. Did you eat it, or are you pretending it vanished? My child was starving, feverish, and ill, and he went to bed hungry last night because of you. I swear it's not about the money or the receipt. Even if you wrapped Burger King around my order, it wouldn't have been brought back last night. Burger King's massive blunder left me not only hungry but also heartbroken, as I watched my sick child suffer as a result of their negligence. No parent should have to go through this.